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Sardarji Jokes Collection

Sugar Test

Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why?

Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularl.

Apple in a Mango Tree

Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?"

Sardar: "Apple Khane"

Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree"

Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon" 

Sardars and scooter

Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space 


Lion and Sardars

Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand " 



Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle" 

Side Effects

Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects! 

Same person

Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai" 

Bus tickets

Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket

Sardar: Give two tickets

Conductor: Why two?

Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there

Conductor: What if you lose both?

Sardar: No problem, I have pass...


A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too" 


Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773

Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died... 


Starting Salary

MD: I give you driver job. Starting salary is 2000 Rs.

Sardar: Oh, thank you. What is the driving salary and stopping salary?



New moon day

ISRO sent a Sardar to Moon. Sardar got into rocket, but jumped halfway, shouting "How dare you cheat me. Today is new moon day. There will be no moon"



Boss: Ek achcha mirror leke ao, jisme mujhe mera chehra dikhayi de.
Sardar: Boss, mein sab dukaan gaya, par sab mein mere hi chehra dikha... Apka chehra dikhanewala kahin nahi mila



Hindi and English

Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda




Sardar reported for his university final examination, which consists of Yes/No type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on.

Sardar replies, "I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very good."



Microsoft Office

Interviewer: Do you know Microsoft Office?
Sardar: No, but I can find it if you give address...



Compound Sentence

Teacher: Tell a compound sentence.
Sardar: Stick No Bills!



Colour TV

Sardar bought a new colour TV and put it in water. Why?

He wanted to check whether colour goes or not!!



A person went to a Sardar's shop.

Person: I want 2007 calender

Sardar: Sorry sir, you are too late. We have only 1000 calenders left



Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores.

Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back



Sardar went to an interview.

Interviewer: Imagine that you are in the fifteenth floor. Suddenly fire bursts out, and there are many people who are struggling to survive. In that situation, what do you do ?

Sardar: Oye! I will stop imagining



Sardar was drawing money from ATM.

A person, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).

Sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."


Sun v/s Moon

Sardar's theory: The moon is more important than the sun, because the moon gives light at night when it is needed, but the sun gives light during day when it is available abundantly...



Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. Why?

The report said, "DELIVERED".



 No brake !

Sardar was riding a bike... A police tried to stop him
Police: "Stop! Stop!! Your bike doesn't have headlight"
Sardar: "It doesn't have breaks too"




Sardar fell from first floor. People gathered. One of them asked Sardar: "What happened"
Sardar: "I too don't know.. I came here just now"



We are first

Russia: We are first in space
USA: We are first on the Moon
Sardar: We are first on the Sun
Russia & USA: The Sun is very hot. You will get burnt
Sardar: Do you think we are idiots? We go there at night




Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder ?
Sardar: For what ?
Salesman: For ants
Sardar: No. If I give powder today, they will ask lipstick tomorrow



 Mobile Bill

Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status.
Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !



 State of river

In the Kaun Banega Karod Pathi show:
Amitabh: In which state does the river Cauvery flow ?
Sardar: Liquid
All audience clapped. Amitabh is stunned, looks back. All were Sardars !!
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